Hello, you gorgeous EWM majors, you! As a freshman in the major, meeting people can be rough sometimes. So many new concepts and schools of thought, and the philosophers in high school were never quite like this! It can be even more difficult when you're looking to meet that special someone—your rhetorical significant other. Things in this major can move pretty fast, but don't let that intimidate you! One of these guys wants to show you his epistemology? Tell him to buy you dinner first. You shouldn't have to settle for a less-than-perfect rhetorical relationship.

That's where we come in. ​We selected three eligible rhetoricians and had them tell us a little bit about themselves, and that's what you see here. We hope to present these philosophers to you in a way that fosters a genuine relationship. This way, you can take the time to really get to know your rhetor. So let's get started! Don't be shy, just pick a door!